Monday, July 20, 2009

If You Don't Laugh, You'll Cry

We received the following analyses in an e-mail from Personal Liberty Alerts. The author, Chip Wood, is the geopolitical editor of

Believers in the coincidence theory of history will have fun with this one. It was 60 years ago this month when witnesses claimed that something fell from the sky and crashed on a ranch outside of Roswell, N.M. Ever since July 8, 1947, rumors have persisted that the unidentified flying object, or UFO, contained visitors from outer space. Allegedly, their bodies were hidden away by government agents and became the object of various secret experiments. I scoff at such preposterous allegations, of course. Nevertheless, it gives me pause to realize that nine months later, March 1948, witnessed the births of Barbara Boxer, Bill Clinton, Howard Dean, Al Gore, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Rodham. Hey, have you got a better explanation?

We looked up the birthdays--all those folks weren't really born in March of 1948, but you've got to admit that it's rather humorous nonetheless.

We also heard last week, but we haven't been able to find out who said it so we can give proper credit, that Joe Biden was referred to as a bull who carries around his own china shop.

And to think that the Bureau of the Public Debt had determined that a new government position needed to be created to give seminars on how to have humor in the workplace. Seems to us that as long as there are democrats, there will be plenty to laugh at.

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